One Half of the Wonder Twins

Looking Through My Eyes

'Cause you're really fucking pretty when you cry.

A Journey of Love

It always fucking starts like this:

Mixed with:

And the woman says:

And you fucking feel:

But then slowly it fucking becomes:

Until finally:

And you end up:

 So tell me again what's the fucking point?

Thinking of You

Your Heart's Desires

The Fucking Bet

How stupid is stupid? Me, Rick the Dick Foss, betting my brother I can go longer than a day without coming. Oh, I can still have sex, but I just can't come inside or outside of my lover.

#10 Confessions of a Vampire

1. I made a fucking bet with Gavin Foss I could go more than a day without coming. #10
2. I'm addicted to cunts, asses, breasts, and cum and not necessarily in that order #9
3. I've never mated. #8
4. I've only sired two newlings. #7
5. I like belly buttons. #6
6. We Fosses don't promise. We deliver. #5
7. I'm sensitive, romantic, and only want love. #4
8. I'm a fucking prankster and unapologetic liar. #3
9. I love women. #2
10. I'm a pain slut. #1