One Half of the Wonder Twins

Looking Through My Eyes

'Cause you're really fucking pretty when you cry.

A Journey of Love

It always fucking starts like this:

Mixed with:

And the woman says:

And you fucking feel:

But then slowly it fucking becomes:

Until finally:

And you end up:

 So tell me again what's the fucking point?

Thinking of You

Your Heart's Desires

The Fucking Bet

How stupid is stupid? Me, Rick the Dick Foss, betting my brother I can go longer than a day without coming. Oh, I can still have sex, but I just can't come inside or outside of my lover.

#10 Confessions of a Vampire

1. I made a fucking bet with Gavin Foss I could go more than a day without coming. #10
2. I'm addicted to cunts, asses, breasts, and cum and not necessarily in that order #9
3. I've never mated. #8
4. I've only sired two newlings. #7
5. I like belly buttons. #6
6. We Fosses don't promise. We deliver. #5
7. I'm sensitive, romantic, and only want love. #4
8. I'm a fucking prankster and unapologetic liar. #3
9. I love women. #2
10. I'm a pain slut. #1

Mateless

Three Golden Rules

Yeah, fuck you, there are rules to my existence. They're short, shweet, and fucking simple enough for a fuckwad to follow (in no particular order):

2. Don't start none, won't be none.
20. Never piss off today who you wanna fuck tomorrow
5. Stick out your tongue and be prepared to use it

Redhead on my Feed and Fuck List

From a Reaper to a Widow

For My Brother

This song should play whenever Gavin walks into a room

Taps a Fang in Musing Silence

This is the feeling you get when it's a three-day weekend, and you have great fucking friends, a good buzz, and some hot ass girls wanting a ride.

In a Fine Fucking Mood

So I beat my meat like I'm a fucking butcher and I punk the puss like I'm an Ashton Kutcher

Favorite line: "Cause I'm gonna guess they won't be prepared for the thousand farenheit hot metal lights behind your eyes!"

You Ask...

...I deliver.

Dinner for One

She just needs a real vamp *winks*

My Anthem

(Let’s go!)
(Lock it down!)
(Rock!)

Dressed head to toe black on black,
three bunnies in the back of my Cadillac
With me its gonna be a good story to tell;
cash, grass, and ass on the highway to hell

Be careful what you wish for when you dream!

I make the good girls bad, and bad girls worse;
nice guys are last ’cause I’m always first
I’m a freak show sucker for how it feels;
turn the girl next door to hell on heels

I’m red white blue tattooed and just don’t care!
I’m your all American Nightmare!

If you wanna run away I can give you a ride,
I’m a one way ticket to your darker side,
And come with me, baby lets lose some sleep
But don’t mistake me for a dream

I make the good girls bad, and bad girls worse;
nice guys are last ’cause I’m always first
I’m a freak show sucker for how it feels;
turn the girl next door to hell on heels

I’m red white blue tattooed and just don’t care!
I’m your all American Nightmare!

They try to lock me up and throw away the key,
But they’re never gonna hold down a freak like me
I’m an outcast, smoking grass, living for speed,
And I got everything you want
But nothing that you need

Stick to me baby!
Oh (wahhhhh)

I make the good girls bad, and bad girls worse;
nice guys are last ’cause I’m always first
I’m a freak show sucker for how it feels;
turn the girl next door to hell on heels

I’m red white blue tattooed and just don’t care!
I’m your all American Nightmare!

I’m your all American Nightmare!

I’m your all American Nightmare!

And I’ve got nothing you need!
(Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!)

To All the Ladies

My motto in life? "Never piss off today who you want to fuck tomorrow."

Hello Minions

Yes, your lord and master has finally arrived to take his rightful place upon your backs as you bow and scrape at my feet.It’s tiresome (and none of your fucking business) to recount my journeys and tribulations on getting here to this shit-hole backwards time; suffice to say, it’s all Gavin’s fault. It generally always is; the little prick can’t be bothered to keep his head up, eyes forward, and fangs bared.

Circles of Hell, if I weren’t around to wipe his ass and burp him he’d probably be dead by now. All because he thought he was some hot shit warlock Scryr who would become a Priest, or some useless fuck like that. Sorry, little brother, the future is in fangs. So, I had him changed one drunken debauched night after treating him to a night with – what was her name again? Gia? Gina? Jenna? Joanie? Meh, unimportant really – as one last hurrah to his humanity.

Did he thank me? No!  Throw pussy at me? No! Instead he tried to crusade against our Master, as if he could somehow change what was already done. Fucker. So I had to drag his ass to another shitty realm to preserve the life I had already saved by having him turned in the first place!

Gratitude, I tell ya.

The only thing that makes this place bearable are the women. Pussy as far as the eye can see. Supernatural cunt too, which is a nice change. Humans break too easily.

This could really become my new home.